Monday, February 28, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
9hrs Turned on...What a new Record XD
THe com has been turned for 9hrs.. juz 2 download one thing... CS5 Illustrator
Friday, February 25, 2011
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway, I heard the mission bell
Then I was thinking to myself this could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor I thought I heard them say
"Welcome to the Hotel California
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway, I heard the mission bell
Then I was thinking to myself this could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor I thought I heard them say
"Welcome to the Hotel California
Thursday, February 24, 2011
FUCK YOU TNB!!
FUCK!!! Battery was dead...... Now the power is Back on.. and have 2 restart the F8cking thing a AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! SCREW YOU TNB!!!!!!! Wish u were reading this..and from my BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Another BArney Stinson Moment
There are few greater joys in life than earning a living side by side with a bro-worker. Just ask Han Solo and Chewbacca: flying around the galaxy on the occasional smuggling run and trolling bars for multi-boobed space chicks the rest of the time? That's the dream. Unfortunately, it seems most terrestrial companies frown upon bro-workers in the workplace since studies have shown that awesomeness hinders productivity. Thanks, studies!
To protect your special bro-worker relationship you're going to need to tone down the bro. Here are a few simple survival strategies:
CLUBHOUSE
Bros need a place to hang out, away from the prying eyes of the boss. Here's a step by step guide to the perfect bro-quarters:
• Fire a mid-level executive. They serve no purpose and their offices tend to have decent square footage.
• Keep the mid-level executive's assistant on the payroll. He/she (but shoot for a "she") can serve as gatekeeper to the bro-quarters while performing other vital functions such as ensuring that all video game controllers are fully-charged.
• Replace the office furniture with the essentials: pool table, big screen TV, super sweet Murphy bed that chicks pretend is tacky but secretly they dig it, etc.
• Come up with a "secret knock."
* NOTE: Not to be confused with the existing secret knock you tell the hot secretary on the 2nd floor to use, or your other "secret knock" - the hot secretary on the 5th floor. Hey-yo!
• Exit strategy. If your boss discovers your bro-quarters simply pin it on the mid-level executive you fired. In fact, this is exactly the sort of juvenile chicanery that forced you to fire him in the first place.
DRINKING
When bros hang, alcohol is involved 83% of the time. That's just science. And you can't let employment get in the way of science.
• Avoid the lunchtime liquor pound. Too many margaritas at Senor Guapo's equals puking on your boss's shoes.
• Implement the slow burn. Start the day with a breakfast toast then meet up on the roof throughout the day for "coffee" breaks. A good rule of thumb is one drink for every business-related email you send throughout the day, or roughly one drink every 2-3 hours.
• Purchase or construct a hide-a-bar. Make sure it blends in with your office. While old standbys like filing cabinets and oversized globes have stood the test of time, don't be afraid to get creative. I once worked with a guy who converted his radiator into a fully-operational ten bottle booze dispenser. He could whip up a Long Island Iced Tea without taking his feet off the desk. Tragically, he died in an office fire.
To protect your special bro-worker relationship you're going to need to tone down the bro. Here are a few simple survival strategies:
CLUBHOUSE
Bros need a place to hang out, away from the prying eyes of the boss. Here's a step by step guide to the perfect bro-quarters:
• Fire a mid-level executive. They serve no purpose and their offices tend to have decent square footage.
• Keep the mid-level executive's assistant on the payroll. He/she (but shoot for a "she") can serve as gatekeeper to the bro-quarters while performing other vital functions such as ensuring that all video game controllers are fully-charged.
• Replace the office furniture with the essentials: pool table, big screen TV, super sweet Murphy bed that chicks pretend is tacky but secretly they dig it, etc.
• Come up with a "secret knock."
* NOTE: Not to be confused with the existing secret knock you tell the hot secretary on the 2nd floor to use, or your other "secret knock" - the hot secretary on the 5th floor. Hey-yo!
• Exit strategy. If your boss discovers your bro-quarters simply pin it on the mid-level executive you fired. In fact, this is exactly the sort of juvenile chicanery that forced you to fire him in the first place.
DRINKING
When bros hang, alcohol is involved 83% of the time. That's just science. And you can't let employment get in the way of science.
• Avoid the lunchtime liquor pound. Too many margaritas at Senor Guapo's equals puking on your boss's shoes.
• Implement the slow burn. Start the day with a breakfast toast then meet up on the roof throughout the day for "coffee" breaks. A good rule of thumb is one drink for every business-related email you send throughout the day, or roughly one drink every 2-3 hours.
• Purchase or construct a hide-a-bar. Make sure it blends in with your office. While old standbys like filing cabinets and oversized globes have stood the test of time, don't be afraid to get creative. I once worked with a guy who converted his radiator into a fully-operational ten bottle booze dispenser. He could whip up a Long Island Iced Tea without taking his feet off the desk. Tragically, he died in an office fire.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
what barney Stinson said :)
Here are ten other instances in which it may appear that a girl is uninterested, but is actually just playing "hard-to-get."
1. If she tells you she's "married."
This is chick-code for "I haven't done it in months, take me now."
2. If you're blocking her path to the bathroom and she says, "Pardon me."
Take away the P, A, R, and N and you have "Do me." It doesn't get much clearer than that. She wants you to join her in stall #3.
3. If she slaps you.
You know what they say: any physical contact is good contact. Be sure to establish a "safe word" beforehand. I recommend "help!"
4. If she insists the bouncers escort you out of the bar.
She wants to get you away from her friends and have you all to herself.
5. If she's eating pretzels.
Wants you to wrap her legs up in knots. Duh.
6. If the email she gives you ends with @prodigy.net.
She wants your junk, not your junk mail. No post-coital conversation required.
7. If she refuses your offer to buy her a drink.
She wants you to buy her dinner instead – in which case, bail. That's way too much effort when there's probably a girl nearby eating pretzels.
8. If she doesn't answer your phone calls.
She's letting your calls go to voicemail so she can listen to your voice over and over and over again. She horny!
9. If she's buttoning up her jacket and turning her body away from you.
She's teasing you by covering up her heaving bosom.
10. If she pulls you aside and says, "Seriously. You need to stop stalking me. You've been creeping me out all night. I'm about to call the cops."
Wink! It doesn't get much "harder to get" than that.
1. If she tells you she's "married."
This is chick-code for "I haven't done it in months, take me now."
2. If you're blocking her path to the bathroom and she says, "Pardon me."
Take away the P, A, R, and N and you have "Do me." It doesn't get much clearer than that. She wants you to join her in stall #3.
3. If she slaps you.
You know what they say: any physical contact is good contact. Be sure to establish a "safe word" beforehand. I recommend "help!"
4. If she insists the bouncers escort you out of the bar.
She wants to get you away from her friends and have you all to herself.
5. If she's eating pretzels.
Wants you to wrap her legs up in knots. Duh.
6. If the email she gives you ends with @prodigy.net.
She wants your junk, not your junk mail. No post-coital conversation required.
7. If she refuses your offer to buy her a drink.
She wants you to buy her dinner instead – in which case, bail. That's way too much effort when there's probably a girl nearby eating pretzels.
8. If she doesn't answer your phone calls.
She's letting your calls go to voicemail so she can listen to your voice over and over and over again. She horny!
9. If she's buttoning up her jacket and turning her body away from you.
She's teasing you by covering up her heaving bosom.
10. If she pulls you aside and says, "Seriously. You need to stop stalking me. You've been creeping me out all night. I'm about to call the cops."
Wink! It doesn't get much "harder to get" than that.
Friday, February 18, 2011
there goes my saturday -_-
Why must my Saturday be gone........ >~<''' if don't go.. Class will Fail... Damn with their Threatening Theories... huhu...
Thursday, February 17, 2011
..............
sigh*.....SPM results are coming... Fail lah Fail... i don't really expect much anyways.... i'm more likely an Idiot... .. fail fail.... Can't do anything about it..... not gonna retake again....... cuz i'm not gonna Fucking take fucking BM and Fucking History.... Fuck THese 2 Subjects.... Agama Fail... Maths..maybe... A MAths... Down down..... Science........ Eng......... Acc.. Fail fail....
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
New Mod on the weapons ..GUNDAM GUY!! AND DC23 MECH SEE THISXD is it Okay?
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| i used GN Shield bits from Cherudim GNHW.. so now it has 3 FUnctions, Shield , Funnel and a Blade |
Monday, February 14, 2011
aaaa..finally..back.... after looooooooooooooooooooooooong hrs during art class.... i tot basic drawing is..just basic Drawing..but it wasn't... have the do Sketching ...i had to draw what's infront of me.. the art lecturer is a nice man.. kinda remind me of Mr Edward..well tomorrow no class and wednesday..have to see what's on thursday
hooray.. i think by this week i can finish my work on the dots..woohoo!! then probably learn new things.. another hr and its the basic drawing class.. 2morw no class..and wednesday too...then Thursday and Friday X_X...nah its okay i'm used to it.. its like school..but longer..today have 2 go home at 4pm.. huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu >~<
why Being single is Awesome XD
best thing about being single is ...
Saves Money
No need 2 watch Crappy movies
More Stuff For you
Saves Money
No need 2 watch Crappy movies
More Stuff For you
Sunday, February 13, 2011
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